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  • Ref wait-aholics anonymous

    Things to do whilst awaiting your reference drums:

    1. Beat the living crap out of your _________ (fill in blank with other Pearl line or other brand)

    2. Find another obsession like __________ (golf, fishing, crack cocaine)

    3. Read a book (just read Freakonomics, highly recommend it)

    4. Cross off some items from the "honey do" list

    5. Have more sex with __________ (wife, husband, girlfriend, boyfriend, doll)

    Please add to the list. Bonus points for making wood laugh his *** off.

    j
    2001 MRX Platinum Mist
    2002 BRX Wine Red
    2006 Ref Purple Craze

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    6. Look outside the window at the cars driving by.

    7. Call and old friend you havent spoken to in a while.

    8. Take a roadtrip to a place you always wanted to go.

    9. Conversate with the delivery boy when he comes to your house.
    PAuL E. WiLlIaMs

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    • #3
      10. Wait 6-9 months
      Dw Drums in Champagne Glass with A Customs and all DW 9000 hardware all sitting on a Pearl Icon Rack.

      Make-A-Wish gave them to me. :)

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      • #4
        jpc is king! this is the best thread so far .
        http://www.vicfirth.com/education/dr...ssentials.html[FONT=Arial Black][SIZE=2][COLOR=DarkSlateGray]

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        • #5
          You could watch paint dry or water evaporate. That should make time go a little quicker.......................... Or get a MMX like me
          311....RUSH....TOOL....PRIMUS..................... .

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          • #6
            masterbate.
            Sean

            Johnbonhamism.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by slybond
              masterbate.
              I think it would shrivle up and die after a month or so 00**

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              • #8
                Originally posted by slybond
                masterbate.
                While looking at all the REF PICS.
                311....RUSH....TOOL....PRIMUS..................... .

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                • #9
                  keep calling UPS... are they here yet?... are they here yet? ... are they here yet?

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                  • #10
                    take 20 viagra strip down naked and run around your neighbor hood yelling HEY IM BINGO THE PEARL PUMP MONKEY!!!!!!
                    http://www.vicfirth.com/education/dr...ssentials.html[FONT=Arial Black][SIZE=2][COLOR=DarkSlateGray]

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                    • #11
                      ^right before your PENlS explodes!!
                      The BRX

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Pinkfloydfan
                        I think it would shrivle up and die after a month or so 00**
                        Mine hasnt.


                        Ah, just messing guys! Anyways, this thread is pretty funny. I wonder what the other Ref soon to be owners say when they come across this thread.
                        -Taylor

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                        • #13
                          soon to be? soon to be? HA HA!
                          http://www.vicfirth.com/education/dr...ssentials.html[FONT=Arial Black][SIZE=2][COLOR=DarkSlateGray]

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                          • #14
                            just remember if your gonna masterbate alternate hands LLRRLLRRLLRR
                            http://www.vicfirth.com/education/dr...ssentials.html[FONT=Arial Black][SIZE=2][COLOR=DarkSlateGray]

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                            • #15
                              DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. you people are sick, sick I tell ya. I do like it though.

                              Self gratification, hmm, too late to take that up. I'm talking about a NEW activity folks. Besides, we need a 12 step program here, and that is only step ONE! Step 2? Anybody? Bueller?

                              signed Bingo the Pearl Pump Monkey
                              2001 MRX Platinum Mist
                              2002 BRX Wine Red
                              2006 Ref Purple Craze

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