Originally posted by Naigewron
Using a microphone is cheating, one should be able to hear the power of the singer without microphones!
Using electric guitars, and especially distortion pedals, is cheating, since they give the guitar player more power than he really has!
Playing electronic keyboards is cheating! They allow the player to access different sounds from a single instrument (and maybe even several sounds at once *gasp*)
Using plastic drum heads is cheating! They sound much better and more full than animal skin!
Using steel guitar strings is cheating! They sound so much more crisp and loud than cat guts!
Using drum sticks is cheating! Drummers should only be allowed to use their hands (and maybe rocks)!
Using stage lights is cheating! It makes the band look cooler than they are. Everyone should play by candlelight only!
Using any form of EQ, delay, reverb, compression, filters and other effects is DEFINITELY cheating, since it makes every instrument sound better, more powerful, tighter and cooler than it really is.
So, to conclude, every band should play with their bare hands on hollowed out tree trunks. But don't use a metal tool to hollow out the trunk, because that makes the job easier than it really is. Use your nails, like nature intended.
Using electric guitars, and especially distortion pedals, is cheating, since they give the guitar player more power than he really has!
Playing electronic keyboards is cheating! They allow the player to access different sounds from a single instrument (and maybe even several sounds at once *gasp*)
Using plastic drum heads is cheating! They sound much better and more full than animal skin!
Using steel guitar strings is cheating! They sound so much more crisp and loud than cat guts!
Using drum sticks is cheating! Drummers should only be allowed to use their hands (and maybe rocks)!
Using stage lights is cheating! It makes the band look cooler than they are. Everyone should play by candlelight only!
Using any form of EQ, delay, reverb, compression, filters and other effects is DEFINITELY cheating, since it makes every instrument sound better, more powerful, tighter and cooler than it really is.
So, to conclude, every band should play with their bare hands on hollowed out tree trunks. But don't use a metal tool to hollow out the trunk, because that makes the job easier than it really is. Use your nails, like nature intended.
Ohh god i lol'ed
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