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  1. Maggot For Life

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    Default Best Pick-Up Lines...

    Alright, so I've always found these things really funny, because in my opinion, you'll never get a girl this way. Hahaha, so I just wanted to hear some pick-up lines that you know. Or some stories about a time that you've used a pick-up line on a girl, with the outcome.

    Here's mine:
    "Baby, did you fart? Because you blow me away!"

    When you finally understand why you don't believe in any other possible gods, you will also finally understand why I don't believe in yours.

    :D PDP Drums- PAISTE Cymbals- EVANS Heads- VIC FIRTH Sticks - PEARL Hardware :D

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  2. The cake is a lie

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    You turn my 5 inch floppy disk into a 10 inch hard drive.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hunk-a-hunk-a-burning-love View Post
    did you notice that he only really picks fights every 3/4 weeks though? hallmarks of pre-menstrual tension.....

  3. Registered User

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boxytheboxed
    You turn my 5 inch floppy disk into a 10 inch hard drive.
    hahaha im SO going to use that one!!

  4. Registered User

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    im no barney ruble but ill make ur bed rock
    Zildjian Cymbals
    17" and 19" acustom crash
    21" sweet ride
    14" new beats
    NJ DEVILS

    FOO FIGHTERS

    #230
    Quote Originally Posted by two5chris
    So, if your Visions ever get ran over by a truck, chances are they'll probably still be functional.

  5. Maggot For Life

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boxytheboxed
    You turn my 5 inch floppy disk into a 10 inch hard drive.
    Hahahaha! This is the best one I've ever heard. Haha!
    When you finally understand why you don't believe in any other possible gods, you will also finally understand why I don't believe in yours.

    :D PDP Drums- PAISTE Cymbals- EVANS Heads- VIC FIRTH Sticks - PEARL Hardware :D

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  6. Madoner Kebab AKA The Madgebab

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    You'll do.

    I have multiple personality's, and they all think your gorgeous.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hunk-a-hunk-a-burning-love
    well if I was a chic I would never get out of bed playing with my lady bits, so that point is moot :p


  7. Registered User

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    I'm sure there are websites the have millions of these...

  8. John Bonham, So hot right now.

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    http://www.pickuphelp.com/

    favorite so far: You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
    Sean

    Johnbonhamism.

  9. Registered User

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    My personal favorites...

    Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!

    I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

    What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

    Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.

  10. Registered User

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    "Did it hurt?"

    "did what hurt?"

    "that stuff I put in your drink"
    ___________________________

    "are your parents re-tards? Because you're special!!!"

  11. For Pony

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    Does this chloroform smell funny?

    I might like you better if we slept together.

    How do you like your eggs?

    Him: So, your place or mine?
    Her: Neither.
    Him:Thats fine, coz when I'm done ****ing you in the back of my car I'm leaving you on the side of the road.
    Dear diary..... Jackpot
    Quote Originally Posted by Hawk440
    I'd rather play like no one but me. Why would you want to sound like someone else. You can only be a second rate someone else. You can always be a first rate YOU.
    Quote Originally Posted by UpTheIrons
    You are as funny as a plant in a room.

  12. Registered User

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmandrummer25

    Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.

    This one.

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