Alright, so I've always found these things really funny, because in my opinion, you'll never get a girl this way. Hahaha, so I just wanted to hear some pick-up lines that you know. Or some stories about a time that you've used a pick-up line on a girl, with the outcome.
Here's mine:
"Baby, did you fart? Because you blow me away!"
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12-15-2008, 05:47 PM #1Maggot For Life
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Best Pick-Up Lines...
When you finally understand why you don't believe in any other possible gods, you will also finally understand why I don't believe in yours.
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12-15-2008, 05:49 PM #2The cake is a lie
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You turn my 5 inch floppy disk into a 10 inch hard drive.
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12-15-2008, 05:50 PM #3Registered User
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hahaha im SO going to use that one!! Originally Posted by Boxytheboxed
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12-15-2008, 05:50 PM #4Registered User
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im no barney ruble but ill make ur bed rock
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17" and 19" acustom crash
21" sweet ride
14" new beats
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12-15-2008, 05:51 PM #5Maggot For Life
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Hahahaha! This is the best one I've ever heard. Haha! Originally Posted by Boxytheboxed
When you finally understand why you don't believe in any other possible gods, you will also finally understand why I don't believe in yours.
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12-15-2008, 06:13 PM #6Madoner Kebab AKA The Madgebab
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12-15-2008, 06:15 PM #7Registered User
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I'm sure there are websites the have millions of these...
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12-15-2008, 06:19 PM #8John Bonham, So hot right now.
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http://www.pickuphelp.com/
favorite so far: You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.Sean
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12-15-2008, 06:21 PM #9Registered User
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Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.My Old Kit...
http://www.pearldrummersforum.com/sh...d.php?t=201850
Sonor Force 3007 has arrived :)
http://www.pearldrummersforum.com/sh...d.php?t=206892
North High Drumline Show
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oALlnmd-TGg
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12-15-2008, 06:22 PM #10I am a Rain Dog too.
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"Did it hurt?"
"did what hurt?"
"that stuff I put in your drink"
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"are your parents re-tards? Because you're special!!!"
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12-15-2008, 06:26 PM #11For Pony
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Does this chloroform smell funny?
I might like you better if we slept together.
How do you like your eggs?
Him: So, your place or mine?
Her: Neither.
Him:Thats fine, coz when I'm done ****ing you in the back of my car I'm leaving you on the side of the road.Dear diary..... Jackpot
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12-15-2008, 06:27 PM #12Registered User
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Originally Posted by bmandrummer25
This one.
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